A Teenieager – A Teenie Tiny Toddler with all the attitude of a teenager.

Send help. No really. Send help. Who ever said toddlers were cute has clearly never owned one themselves. They may appear cute. But it's all lies and deceipt. They give you the sweetest smiles and lure you in. They lead you into a false sense of security and await the perfect moment to unleash hell.... Continue Reading →


Mental Health – ‘Don’t worry, help is on the way.’

There are times as a new parent when you feel completely overwhelmed (trust me, I've been there). Raising a tiny human is a tough job and it's completely normal to feel in over your head sometimes. It's exhausting, mentally and physically. Mums and Dads all over the world feel the strain daily and yet not... Continue Reading →

The memoirs of a hormonal phsyco

Contraception is such a controversial subject isn't it? Myself, I have tried a fair few methods. The pill. In fact 4 kinds of pill. One of which I fell pregnant on! The implant. This worked for about 6 years but I feel was a catalyst for some questionable behaviour. The injection. Well, that just turned... Continue Reading →

Hello! It’s me.

Yeah. Me. Sorry it's been a while! Christmas and you know, life and all that. I have finally come up for air and oh how fresh it is! I got completely drowned in an ocean of overwhelming madness and it was intense. January lasted for about an eternity and then some right? But now I... Continue Reading →

Family Planning

Now hold your horses. Before you go all Moon Pig on me and start sending me your "congratulations on your amazing news" cards, I am not up the duff and have absolutely no intentions of being so any time soon! I am talking the kind of planning that involves your family, not the kind where... Continue Reading →

Let’s talk tantrums

Well, where should I start. The lip starts to wobble and your heart skips a beat You're in the middle of town and you're all out of 'treats' You try to ignore them but shit hits the fan They're sat on the floor and you're stood with the pram The stand off begins, who will... Continue Reading →

Flourish or Fail

Nothing in life is simple. Even when you think you've got you're shit down, life throws you a curve ball and knocks you off track. Challenges are sent to test your patience and strength and it is then that you either flourish or fail. Either way you learn something.  I've recently had to have an... Continue Reading →

A pout perfect holiday

I am a lover of a good lippy. There's nothing a bold lip can't fix! But the one thing that really gets on my tits is having to reapply every 5 minutes to maintain that fresh lip look. I find that most of my lipsticks tend to smudge or wear off much sooner than I... Continue Reading →

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